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IDEA: A stand at the Brooklyn Flea that sells tiny versions of...

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 11:51:00 -0400

IDEA: A stand at the Brooklyn Flea that sells tiny versions of everyday hipster-friendly objects. (Pictured: Tiny whisk, tiny typewriter and tiny turntable. Not pictured: Tiny vintage eyewear, tiny 80s lunch box, tiny Korean tacos, etc.)

PRICE: $1,000,000 (This is totally a million dollar idea.)

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IDEA: A grill-your-own-sausage restaurant called Link with...

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 13:18:02 -0400

IDEA: A grill-your-own-sausage restaurant called Link with grills and picnic tables outside. Sausages are stuffed to order - you pick the fillings and spices, we stuff ‘em, you grill ‘em. BYOB.

PRICE: $1000

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IDEA: Edible arrangements made out of meat instead of...

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 12:24:00 -0400

IDEA: Edible arrangements made out of meat instead of fruit.

PRICE: $500

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IDEA: Shoes that are perpetually full of sand so you always feel...

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 12:23:04 -0400

IDEA: Shoes that are perpetually full of sand so you always feel like you’re at the beach.

PRICE: $5 (Cheap because I guess some people don’t like the beach.)

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IDEA: A movie called “Baby Talk” about a guy who can...

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 17:17:42 -0400

IDEA: A movie called “Baby Talk” about a guy who can talk to babies but only when he’s blackout drunk.

PRICE: $20,000

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IDEA: Smelling salts alarm clock. (For when you really need to...

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 16:28:00 -0400

IDEA: Smelling salts alarm clock. (For when you really need to wake up.)

BONUS IDEA: In-nose alarm clocks with other, more pleasant smells. (Coffee, frying bacon, etc.)

PRICE: $100

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IDEA: Novelty headphones that add a hip hop beat to everything...

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 15:40:48 -0400

IDEA: Novelty headphones that add a hip hop beat to everything you listen to.

PRICE: $25

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IDEA: A web app that creates time-lapse videos using Google...

Wed, 25 May 2011 15:21:11 -0400

IDEA: A web app that creates time-lapse videos using Google Street View data.

PRICE: $250

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IDEA: A four-button USB keyboard dedicated exclusively to...

Wed, 18 May 2011 14:45:00 -0400

IDEA: A four-button USB keyboard dedicated exclusively to browsing your social media.

PRICE: $500

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IDEA: Splice cat DNA with dog DNA to create the perfect pet for...

Mon, 09 May 2011 17:21:00 -0400

IDEA: Splice cat DNA with dog DNA to create the perfect pet for cat and dog lovers alike.

NOTE: This idea is completely different from the Nickelodeon TV show I just found out about after already drawing this.

PRICE: $50

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IDEA: A YouTube video called “Reverse Racism” where...

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 17:09:00 -0400

IDEA: A YouTube video called “Reverse Racism” where an Asian woman pulls on her eyelids and they turn Caucasian.

BONUS IDEA: ”Make it go viral” and get like a bazillion hits.

PRICE: $25

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IDEA: A Stairmaster-powered elevator. PRICE: $5 (Cheap because...

Fri, 22 Apr 2011 12:43:00 -0400

IDEA: A Stairmaster-powered elevator.

PRICE: $5 (Cheap because it’s a terrible idea. Plus it’s gonna be SUPER expensive to build.)

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IDEA: An upscale restaurant called “wedge” that...

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 19:13:00 -0400

IDEA: An upscale restaurant called “wedge” that serves only wedge-shaped food.

BONUS IDEA: Call it “Wedges!” and make it more family friendly.

PRICE: $1000

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IDEA: Solar panels that flip over at night to collect...

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 16:51:00 -0400

IDEA: Solar panels that flip over at night to collect MOONLIGHT.

BONUS IDEA: Attach a giant magnifying glass to collect EVEN MORE ENERGY.

PRICE: $5000

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Wed, 20 Apr 2011 12:47:00 -0400

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PRICE: $25

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