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IDEA: A stand at the Brooklyn Flea that sells tiny versions of everyday hipster-friendly objects. (Pictured: Tiny whisk, tiny typewriter and tiny turntable. Not pictured: Tiny vintage eyewear, tiny 80s lunch box, tiny Korean tacos, etc.)
PRICE: $1,000,000 (This is totally a million dollar idea.)
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IDEA: A stand at the Brooklyn Flea that sells tiny versions of everyday hipster-friendly objects. (Pictured: Tiny whisk, tiny typewriter and tiny turntable. Not pictured: Tiny vintage eyewear, tiny 80s lunch box, tiny Korean tacos, etc.)

PRICE: $1,000,000 (This is totally a million dollar idea.)

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IDEA: A grill-your-own-sausage restaurant called Link with grills and picnic tables outside. Sausages are stuffed to order - you pick the fillings and spices, we stuff ‘em, you grill ‘em. BYOB.
PRICE: $1000
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IDEA: A grill-your-own-sausage restaurant called Link with grills and picnic tables outside. Sausages are stuffed to order - you pick the fillings and spices, we stuff ‘em, you grill ‘em. BYOB.

PRICE: $1000

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IDEA: Edible arrangements made out of meat instead of fruit.
PRICE: $500
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IDEA: Edible arrangements made out of meat instead of fruit.

PRICE: $500

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IDEA: Shoes that are perpetually full of sand so you always feel like you’re at the beach.
PRICE: $5 (Cheap because I guess some people don’t like the beach.)
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IDEA: Shoes that are perpetually full of sand so you always feel like you’re at the beach.

PRICE: $5 (Cheap because I guess some people don’t like the beach.)

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IDEA: A movie called “Baby Talk” about a guy who can talk to babies but only when he’s blackout drunk.
PRICE: $20,000
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IDEA: A movie called “Baby Talk” about a guy who can talk to babies but only when he’s blackout drunk.

PRICE: $20,000

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IDEA: Smelling salts alarm clock. (For when you really need to wake up.)
BONUS IDEA: In-nose alarm clocks with other, more pleasant smells. (Coffee, frying bacon, etc.)
PRICE: $100
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IDEA: Smelling salts alarm clock. (For when you really need to wake up.)

BONUS IDEA: In-nose alarm clocks with other, more pleasant smells. (Coffee, frying bacon, etc.)

PRICE: $100

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IDEA: Novelty headphones that add a hip hop beat to everything you listen to. 
PRICE: $25
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IDEA: Novelty headphones that add a hip hop beat to everything you listen to. 

PRICE: $25

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IDEA: A web app that creates time-lapse videos using Google Street View data.
PRICE: $250
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IDEA: A web app that creates time-lapse videos using Google Street View data.

PRICE: $250

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IDEA: A four-button USB keyboard dedicated exclusively to browsing your social media.
PRICE: $500
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IDEA: A four-button USB keyboard dedicated exclusively to browsing your social media.

PRICE: $500

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IDEA: Splice cat DNA with dog DNA to create the perfect pet for cat and dog lovers alike.
NOTE: This idea is completely different from the Nickelodeon TV show I just found out about after already drawing this. 
PRICE: $50
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IDEA: Splice cat DNA with dog DNA to create the perfect pet for cat and dog lovers alike.

NOTE: This idea is completely different from the Nickelodeon TV show I just found out about after already drawing this. 

PRICE: $50

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